Seattle Quote

"Breeders"   - Directed towards Matt and I as we walked down the sidewalk in the Capitol Hill neighborhood.  (circa 2001)

Portland Quote

"Seventeen clydesdale horses."
"Packrat.  They call me Packrat."  -by Packrat.  He was our favorite neighborhood scavenger.  He always had the best stories and we were always glad to see him coming down our street with his shopping cart.

"Heeeelp me, heeeelp me."  From Brickhead, this guy who was just hit in the head with a brick and was laid out on the sidewalk a couple blocks from our Portland house.  We saw Brickhead the very next day on the other side of town.  Matt says to the guy, "Hey man, I think I saw you the other night.."  Brickhead replies, "I know, come here.  Check out my head."  (circa 2007)

Boston Quote

"Eh lady!  Dis ain't a pahking lot!  - Matt and I had just pulled into Boston after driving all the way from Portland, OR.  Matt was in the moving truck and I was in The Civ waiting to the side.  I knew at that point I was officially welcomed to Boston.  (circa 2008)

Atlanta Quote

"Hey Ya'll, We Got Slaw!"  - Posted on the Checkers (fast food) sign as we drove to our new neighborhood in Grayson, GA.  Jan 1995.  I was 16 years old and thought to myself, where in the world have we moved to!  (circa 1995)

Houston Quote

"Hyell yah it's hot as hyell!"  -from sweaty woman walking by us in the Houston Zoo  (circa 2011)

Matt Quotes

"I don't have time to be nice I'm too busy taking things personally!"

"I can't put my seat belt on right now I'm busy driving."

"I'm eating cereal right now, do you have a problem with that?"

"Man...Cops waste so much money blowin' up pictures huge...  At least TV cops".    -Death Roll