"Seventeen clydesdale horses."
"Packrat. They call me Packrat." -by Packrat. He was our favorite neighborhood scavenger. He always had the best stories and we were always glad to see him coming down our street with his shopping cart.
"Heeeelp me, heeeelp me." From Brickhead, this guy who was just hit in the head with a brick and was laid out on the sidewalk a couple blocks from our Portland house. We saw Brickhead the very next day on the other side of town. Matt says to the guy, "Hey man, I think I saw you the other night.." Brickhead replies, "I know, come here. Check out my head." (circa 2007)